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FLORENCE, Italy — - Like all good tourists visiting Florence, the home of the Renaissance, we have marveled at Michelangelo's larger-than-life David, climbed the bell tower of the magnificent Duomo and spent hours in the Uffizi Gallery. We have ...
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The results of this year's statewide tests are in: Minnesota students performed slightly better on math and reading tests, but the gains won't be enough to prevent more schools from being added to the list of those falling behind under the federal No ...
Read moreMore Minnesota schools fall behind in math, reading - Minneapolis Star Tribune
Bell grew up rooting for the Buffs and was excited by his conversations with coach Dan Hawkins and his assistants, but he's not so overwhelmed that he's ready to give his pledge. In fact, the Buffs aren't even the favorite among his five offers. "I'd ...
Read moreFairview standout Bell mulls offer from Colorado - Colorado Daily
This Independence Day, the show went on thanks to Gonzalez. The longtime Mitchell Park resident offered up $420 in prize money to keep the show going after Milwaukee officials cut funding for the longstanding Fourth of July talent shows around town ...
Read moreThe show goes on - thanks to man's generosity - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Mark Povolny, assignment editor at WEAU, says Hoffland died suddenly Saturday morning at his home in Eau Claire. He says Hoffland died of natural causes. Hoffland grew up in Viroqua and was a U.S. Army veteran who served in Vietnam. After that he ...
Read moreNews director at Eau Claire's WEAU-TV dies - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Former Park High School teacher and principal Martin Lynch died Friday, June 26 at his St. Paul Park home. He was 81. “He was one of the best principals Park High School ever had,” said Granville “Granny” Smith, retired Park teacher and long ...
Read moreFormer Park High principal and teacher dies - South Washington County Bulletin
A half-century ago, if you wanted to read an article about Texas college football in a national magazine, you’d have been lucky to find a couple of paragraphs. And Texas high school football? Outside of the state’s newspapers, it was non-existent ...
Read moreHalf-century of Texas Football magazine: An interview with Dave ... - Waco Tribune-Herald
High school spring football, traditionally a staple in other states, plays out in Colorado on college campuses in June instead. Your high school team isn't enrolled? No problem. Those "unattached" players might draw even more recruiting looks from ...
Read moreHigh school camps showcase future talent - Denver Post
The 2009 Paul Pierce Skills Academy was held on the campus of Brandeis University, where I am a rising senior basketball player. Before the camp began, my coach asked me if I would help out and allowed me to spend time working to set up the camp and ...
Read morePaul Pierce Skills Academy: Discussing Paul Pierce's Star-Studded Camp - Bleacherreport.com
Three students from Irving have been accepted to the Texas Academy of Mathematics and Science at the University of North Texas in Denton. The students are James W. Filbeck III of MacArthur High and William Han and Harshitha Ramesh of Coppell High ...
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Resolved Question: At Bellaire high school in houston texas, how many classes can you take?
I heard that you have to choose between a 1-7 and 2-8 bell schedule, What does this mean?!?! http://www.bellaire.org/documents/Grade9CourseSelectionSheet2009-2010.pdf (1st thing in the top right hand corner Plz and thnx!!!! ) HEEEELLLPPP PLEEEEEASSE!!!! moreResolved Question: what do you think of my newspaper?
ok when i write this i have had bad spelling my whole life so if it hard to read sorry the press times your only paper to read cool ok local person get in fight with high school officer and Principal this whole story started over a slice of raw cat fish when i asked the person what happen she told me she got it at taco bell and did not like it so she went to the high school asked to seethe principal the guy took her to the body builder principal he said sit down and shut up and then he puts on happy smile and says what can i help you with today she yells i got this stupid raw cat fish at taco bell and it all your fault boring head he said so what do you want me to do about it fix it she said ok he eat it the throws it back up in her face oops he said she starts hitting him with a wheel cheese and the officer comes up there goes in what the fish hook is going on this officer was fat fat fat at least 796 pounds and the girl oh shut up fat butt go sock and egg loser he says oh it go time the officer pulls out a taco eat it then does a mexican dance with my big fat belly he said in a funny voice but then the officer jumps in hits both of them with his belly finaly the fight ends the principal did not talk he rushed to the hosipital with and orange soda craving . poltics president oj simpson needs your help president oj simpson has been wanting to blast canda and his ex wife for a year now he found what he was looking for for canda will get a bunch of heat and burn canda hahaha he said all i need is for every body in the world to send me 2 dollars and nacho cheese lots and lots he said as for his ecwife a bunch of gsys found her and but tuna he her face and then hit her til she died yes he oh well it is sad but im the president sports local foootball and soccer star rex tunnelmen died yesterday at 120 he wiil be remeber for in football the guy who missed every field goal at the end of the super bowl in every 20 he played in he will also be remeber for giving up last second shoot at the end of the game . crime and law scary stuff in the local area of watermelonhills texas the local geek has been shot he was shot by his geek friend cornchoop for stilling his pokemon and magic cards he was caught and sent to cool jail so he wont be a geek anymore. entertainment stars shows big newa pop local ttv hero coco man funky was in the gas station the other day eatin some sour skittled and gum when he left i asked him when his new rap single was coming out he said dog i dont no it my boss he knows now get out of here you not funky see you . so what do you think sorry i did not put everything on here moreResolved Question: Dont ask these anit a question my computer was being gay?
Hello, my name is Cara Will. My older brother name is Bill and he is sixteen years old. My oldest sister name is Brittney and she is fifth teen. Then finally my older brother, Ben, and he is fourteen years old. Oh, and one more thing that I forgot to mention I’m twelve years old. Let me tell you one thing; life sucks for the youngest!!!!!!! I’m the only one that not in high school. I am in the seventh grade. Bill is in the tenth grade. Brittney and Ben are in ninth grade. I’m in middle school. I have to get my stuff ready for school tomorrow because we just moved here in this town. I have no idea what this town is or what is called. My mom got a great job here, that why we moved here. I had to say good bye to all my friends back in California. We moved to Texas. I already miss them. My mom said I can spend summer at my friend’s house if I wanted to. Of course I wanted to. I was crying because I was the only one who didn’t want to move. I wanted to see all my friends. I finally went to sleep around three o’clock in the morning. Beep! Beep! My alarm went off. Man was I tired. I got up and went to the bathroom to get dress. My brothers and sister already left to go to school. My mom already went to work. My mom goes to work after she drops my brothers and sister off at school. My dad was going to drop me off at school today. I walked into the diner room and I ate Fruit Loops for breakfast. My dad was yelling me to get in the car. I grab my school stuff, locked the door, and got in the car. It was quiet on the way to school. My dad normal don’t talk to me in a car or place where it just him and me. Before I got out of the car I asked my dad what town we were in. He told me that the town is call Grand Prairie. My school name is Kennedy Middle School home of the Longhorns. I got out the car and looked around. There were a lot of people out outside. I went in and went to the Counselor Office to get my scheduled. My first class I had Mrs. Hinch for Social Studies. Mrs. Hinch has long red hair, freckles, and she really cool person. Mrs. Hinch didn’t make me introduce myself and I’m glad because I don’t like to introduce myself to people. I sat by behind this girl name Diana. In class we are working on the Alamo. I was in Diana’s Group. Diana was a nice person. Diana told me what the group was working on. How the Alamo fight begun. I asked Diana if she knew where my Science class was. She said that she has the same class. The bell ranged. I followed Diana. I might actually make some friends. The class was upstairs to the left room 209. My teacher name is Mr. Brownie. Yes his name is a food, which made me hungry. I sat behind Diana again. She looked at my schedule and told me that I have her for English (4th) and soccer (7th). Soccer season don’t start till January. It is November the fifth. In science we are studying fossils. In my old school we all ready learned this but I didn’t understand it. Third period I have math with Mrs. Bloom. I sat behind this guy name Matthew. In math we are learning fractions, percents, and decimals. Matthew helped me and we talked. I asked him if he can tell me where my next class is. He told me he has me next class and sixth period in art/I told him cool. I understood percents and decimals but not fractions. Fourth period I sat next to Diana and Matthew. In English we are reading “No More Dead dogs!” I don’t know who wrote it. We have to read the book for homework. I asked where they lived so they can go to my house and we can read the book together. Fifth period I had Theater Arts with Mrs. Doll. Mrs. Doll told me that that they are working with a partner on a short show and will preformed Friday. I got a partner and her name is Cara. How cool I that I have a friend who spells her name my way. Our idea was to do a short show about friendship. Sixth period I was next to Matthew. The class had to paint a picture of anything. I call Matthew Matt because it shorter he he. I painted my pet kitten, Angle Starr. Angle Starr is a little white kitten that I got out the pound before I left. Angle Starr is a playful kitten. Man did I love how Matt paints his hand paining. moreResolved Question: What do you think should happen?
Today is the TAKS Math re-take test. For those of you who aren't from Texas, the TAKS is the Texas Assessment of Knowledge of Skills. I'm sure you have something similar in your state. Anyway, it's a big test that sometimes determines if you pass on to the next grade or even graduate. Anyway, today is the Math re-take of it for 5th grade. It's a second chance for those who either didn't pass the first time or for those who were absent. I work as a paraprofessional at an elementary school and have been helping tutor the 5th graders who didn't pass the first time. It's been a long, difficult road, but we've gone through with our heads held high. I have confidence that these kids can pass; they just needed a little help and a boost of self-esteem. Anyway, I digress... this is the big day for these 5th grade kids. I make sure they all get a good breakfast at school and I notice that one girl is missing. I start to worry, but I tell myself that she's probably just late, and it turns out that I was right. She walks in about 10 minutes until the bell and she looks as if she is trying hard to fight of tears. I take her to the side and ask her what's wrong. I explain to her that the last thing I want her to be is upset; especially on such a big day, because I wouldn't want anything to hinder her from doing her best. She then tells me that a few girls in her grade and one in 6th HACKED into her myspace account and changed everything. She said they put stuff like "I'm a slut" and "I like girls" (then they proceeded to post naked female-on-female pictures on her page. They put a lot of nasty names on it, just because the girl they are attacking is nice, and pretty, and all the guys like her; so, basically they see her as a threat. And you know how adolescent girls are... Anyway, by this time, I am LIVID. I wanted to pull these girls out of class and chew them out, but I knew I couldn't. But, what could I have done? I reassured the girl that I would take care of it, and for her not to worry and to keep her mind clear. So, I go to the principal and tell him the story and he says he'll take care of it. So, here's my question: What can he do about it? This attacking happened outside of school on the internet. What can he do? I don't think he can really do anything but verbally slap them on the wrist and tell them to not do it again, but I know these girls will keep attacking her outside of the school. What do you think should happen, if you think anything can? moreResolved Question: how many people on here go to Bell high school in hurst texas?
bell; yeah :D moreResolved Question: Are you a Redneck,Cowgirl/Cowboy,Social Butterfly,Whore,Slacker,Raver,Hippie,Goody Goody,Band Geek,Choir Nerd?
Redneck [ ] Elvis is still alive. [ ] I hunt. [ ] I fish. [ ] I own something camouflage. [ ] I eat venison [ ] I live in the country. [ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy. [ ] I own a bunch of junk I don't need. [ ] I have over 10 pets. [ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires. [ ] I wear a cowboy hat. [ ] I've ridden a tractor before. [ ] My jeans are always dirty. [ ] I have a southern accent. [ ] I say y'all. [ ] Yankees can frick off. [ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart. [ ] I'm kind of poor. [ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before. [ ] I work hard. Cowgirl/Cowboy [ ] I live on a farm. [ ] I own at least 2 horses. [ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots. [ ] I own a cowboy hat. [ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids. [ ] I ride a tractor. [ ] I live in a small town. [ ] I've lived in Texas before. [ ] I wear flannel shirts.( I'm wearing on right now...;- [ ] I wear overalls. [ ] I say y'all and howdy. [ ] I have other animals on a farm. [ ] I've been in a rodeo before. [ ] I've ridden a mechanical bull before. [ ] I love home cooking, country style. [ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants. [ ] I say yee-haw! [ ] I've went to horse races before. [ ] I love cowboy movies. [ ] I square dance. Social Butterfly [ ] I have a lot of friends. [ ] I get along with everybody. [ I enjoy talking to different people. [ ] I'm a people person. [ ] I love having tons of fun. [ ] People come to me for advice. [ ] People take an instant liking to me. [ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me. [ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller. [ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome. [ ] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique. [ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice. [ ] I talk to at least one different person a day. [ ] I'm pretty cheerful. [ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people. [ ] I never want to argue with people. [ ] I love talking. [ ] I always have fun doing anything. [ ] I'm optimistic. [ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book. Whore [ ] I've had at least 10 boy/girlfriends. [ ] I've hooked up with a random guy/girl whose name I didn't know. [ ] I'm not a virgin. [ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys. [ ] I dress like a slut, sure. [ ] I'm a bitch and I know it. [ ] I use my body to get what I want. [ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before. [ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk. [ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me. [ ] I party often. [ ] I get drunk all the time. [ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot. [ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before. [ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose. [ ] I have random piercings. [ ] I have a tattoo. [ ] Guys flirt with me all the time. [ ] I act really ditzy. [ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before. Slacker [ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes. [ ] I sleep past noon on weekends. [ ] I miss a lot of school. [ ] I'm late for school often. [ ] I don't have a job. [ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV. [ ] I don't take care of myself. [ ] I've done drugs before. [ ] I don't do my homework. [ ] I sleep all the time. [ ] I'm bored constantly. [ ] People tell me I need to try harder. [ ] I'm on the computer 24/7. [ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything. [ ] I do everything half-assed. [ ] I'm not going to college, ever. [ ] School is for dorks. [ ] I don't have any ambition in life. [ ] People tell me I need to get a life. [ ] They need to, not me. Raver [ ] I party all the time. [ ] Glow Sticks kick ass. [ ] I love nightclubs. [ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones. [ ] I have tons of energy. [ ] I love to dance. [ ] I go out nearly every night. [ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs. [ ] I've DJ'd before. [ ] I've taken a party drug before. [ ] I love fog machines. [ ] I have crazy dance moves [ ] I sleep all day and party all night. [ ] Techno music is life. [ ] I love popping pills, especially X. [ ] I love neon body paint. [ ] I shake my ass in clubs. [ ] I've grinded before. [ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people. [ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else. Hippie [ ] I'm a tree hugger. [ ] I want to save the earth. [ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural. [ ] I'm comfortable with nudity. [ ] I have long hair. [ ] I make the peace sign a lot. [ ] I'm stuck in the 60's. [ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian. [ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten. [ ] I love tye dye. [ ] I've made tye dye stuff before. [ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened. [ ] I love 60's music. [ ] I'm always chilled out. [ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head. [ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids. [ ] I wear bell bottoms. [ ] I say groovy all the time. [ ] I love smiley faces. [ ] I'm a naturalist LOL i cant belive some of you guys really answered this full out!! YOU GUYS ROCK@@ moreVoting Question: read the first chaper of my story ( im 15 but i want the truth)?
The year is 2008. The school year is just beginning in Jay, Texas. Molly is 15 and she is a freshman this school year. Everybody knew her brother Conway she has the normal classes like math English and history. Than she took the classes FFA choir and a bull riding class witch is also a farm living class. Bullriding is most times always a boys only class but this year they let her in to see how it would go and she’s the only girl that has wanted in that class. From here I’ll let Molly tell her story… I was sitting at lunch all alone at the table my math history and English classes out of the way. This loud group of cowboys came by and I looked up and thought this one cowboy and thought this one cowboy looked familiar. He looked over at me at the same time he frowned than he smiled. He came over “Hey ain’t you Conway’s little sister?” he asked. I blushed and said yes. “Well heck I remember you when you was knee high to a grass hopper!” he said. I shake my head. “Heck I’m Billy-Bob,” he says as he puts his hat back on his blond head. “ Okay” I answer. They sit down. There are about 10 guys with him. Well, half way thew lunch I look up and see this guy and I stop mid-sentence and Billy-Bob looked up also and saw the guy I was staring at. “ His name is Justen” Billy-Bob says to me. “Is he single? How old? What grade?” I ask him. “Yes, he’s single, I think he’s 16 and in the 11th grade but Molly, He’s trouble with a capital T. Stay away from him” “ Okay” I answer. I get up to get me a pop and I looked back and see Justen following me I put my dollar in the pop machine to get a Diet Dr.Pepper. “Hey there pretty lady. Are you single?” he asks. “Yes I am.” I answer. “I’m a man and you’re a lady.” He says. “Yea so what?” I say. “Wanna go out?” he asks. “Sure” I answer. I bend over to grab my pop. I look up and see Billy-Bob coming over. “Hey Molly who’s your friend?” he asks when he gets to us. “His name is Justen and he justed asked me out” I answer. “ Yo dog!” Justen says to Billy-Bob. I roll my eyes at them. I bend down to get my quarter and my pop. He grabs my butt. “ HEY!” I say as I stand up. “Any girlfriend of mine well put out and put up with it.” Justen says. I look over and see Billy-Bob’s face getting red. “ Than maybe you should find your self a new girlfriend!” I snap back. “Whats that post to mean?” he shoots back. “It’s over!” I answer. I walk away with my head held high and my back straight. “IM proud of you Molly.” Billy-Bob says. “Why” I ask. “You stood up for yourself. I was ready to beat his face in.,” he says. “I know” I say. The bell rings. “What class do you have next?” Billy-Bob asks. “Choir” I answer. “Oh, Jimmy has that class too. Hold up and I’ll see if he will walk you to class.” He says. “Um thanks.” I say “Hey Jimmy, come over here a moment!” Billy-Bob yells.when Jimmy gets to us. “Hey man whats up?” he asks Billy-Bob as they shake hands. “You remember Conway?” he asks Jimmy. “Hell yea I do. Sorry ma’am I didn’t notice you was there.” He says as he blushes. “Why you ask?” he asks Billy-Bob. “This is Conway’s little sister.” Billy-Bob answers. “Well hot dog! I didn’t know he had a little sister!” he says. “Ma’am” he tips his black cowboy hat at me. When his dark long brown hair fell from under it. I blush. Billy-Bob rolls his blue eyes at me. “Molly has choir next hour and don’t know the way. Show her the way?” Billy-Bob asks. “No problem come on Molly. I’ll do the honor to show you the way.” He says. He bow downs and comes back up and takes my arm. “Jimmy remember she’s Conway’s little sister.” Billy-Bob says. “Oh, hey” he drops my arm like a hot potato. “Hey!” I said with a puzzled look on my face. “What you’re Conway’s little sister. So what do I have to protect her now too?” Jimmy shot at Bill-Bob “Oh, that’s all?” I ask. “Hell yea sorry Molly I keep forgetting you’re a lady! Your one fine looking girl, everyman dream that’s all.” He says. “Oh, really?” I ask as I blush. “Yea” he answers as he looks away his face bright red. “Let’s get to class now.” He says. “Sure hey I’m sorry if I embarrass you!” I say “Oh no you didn’t. Its just you’re so pretty with your blond hair blue eyes. Your every man’s dream girl but your also Conway’s little sister!” he says. As we get to class he holds the door open for me. “Hey Molly what’s your next class?” he asks. “ FFA and Bullriding/farming class.” I reply. “Wow” he says in a disbelieve voice. “What?” I ask. “Are you in that class too?” he asks. “Yea, why?” I answer. “Well not to be rude but that’s a boy only class and moreResolved Question: am i good? i m writing a play please tell me the thruth okay?
hey i have been interested in drama since small now i am writing a ply for my school i got a few months to fix it any ideas? this is part of it.............. Sixteen year old Romiette "Romi" Cappelle is an African American teenager living in Cincinatti, Ohio. Plagued by constant dreams of drowning, Romi searches for an understanding of her fear of water and her recurring nightmares. Sixteen year old Julio Montague is a Mexican teenager who has just moved to Cincinnati. Julio hates the cold weather in Ohio and wishes he could move back home to his grandfather's ranch. Julio knows its impossible since his parents moved from Texas due to the heavy gang presence in its schools. When Julio meets Romi on line in a teen chat room and they discover that they attend the same high school, they forge an instant connection. Romi can't believe that Julio is so good looking, charming and sensitive. Julio has never known another girl like Romi - beautiful, smart and caring. Although neither Romi nor Julio sees their different races as a problem, other people begin to object to their budding romance. Julio's father tells him straight out that he will never approve of his son dating a black girl. And then there are the Devildogs, an African American gang at school who wear all purple and make it glaringly obvious to Romi and Julio that they don't like the races mixing. When Romi and Julio stand up to the gang members and turn the tables on them, the gang members threaten to get even. The danger escalates when the gang begins stalking the couple and making overt threats with guns. Julio and Romi are terrified by the threats of violence. When Romi, Julio and their best friends Ben and Destiny forge a plan to break away from the gang's grip, Romi and Julio find themselves caught up in a deadly situation i have copyrights part one.: Computer voice: you are now online. Julio: hey what’s up? Romi: hey I’m romi Julio: I’m Julio Romi: where you from Julio: I’m from Texas but I think I’m moving and you? Romi: Cincinnati Narrator: A few weeks past and Julio and romi would talk everyday after school. A few weeks later on the middle of the month Julio moved to Cincinnati not knowing he would meet romiette. (Take a pause) as Julio walked in his new class he saw many faces whom he did not know of but, one that seem familiar. Julio: (looks at romi strangely trying to remember who she is) Teacher: class sit down we have a new student today he is Julio Montague, where are you? (Looks around the room) Julio: (Raises his hand to let the teacher know who he is) Teacher: oh there you are! Class please be nice to Julio he moved here from (pauses to read paper) Texas it’s that so? Ok well he moved here from Texas. Julio: (sits down on a desk way back of his class) (A school bell rings) Julio: (stops to talk to that familiar face he sees) hey do I know you this may sound strange but you look familiar. Romi: um (takes a pause to remember) I don’t think so well hi I’m Romi and you are? Julio: I’m Julio I just moved here from Texas. (Both of them stop as Julio sees a picture of romi in Romi’s binder it’s the same picture she had on the chatroom they met thru.) Julio: Romi? Romi: yeah? Julio: I think we already met Romi: when? How? Julio: thru this chatroom I guess. Romi: (smiles) Julio? I though we would never meet so you did move? I though it was just a lie so you should get away from me! (Laughs) so how’s it been? Julio: oh no no no! I would never do that! (Laughs) I guess this is a crazy world! (julio bumps into Ben) Ben: watch where you’re going! Julio: hey I didn’t see you! (As Julio and Ben argue a monitor comes there way, Julio and Ben start to fight) Monitor: Break it up! Break it up! (Julio and Ben stand up and both walk away opposite sides) Narrator: a few days passed and school went well for Julio, he had made new friends and he had become very close friends with Romiette. (Julio, Romiette, Destiny and, Ben sitting on cafeteria lunch table) Romiette: hey Julio so are you going to be in any sports Julio: no I think there over rated Romiette: (laughs) yea they are (and smiles at him) Ben: so (takes pause to think of what he will say) um Destiny: (interrupts Ben) oh look who’s coming. (Devil Dogs walk in the stage) Julio: who are them? Ben: there the devil dogs. Destiny: (interrupts again) there a gang suppostly there pretty powerful Ben: must you interrupt every sentence I say? Julio: (laughs, and looks at both of them as if there crazy) so a gang huh? Romiette: yeah pretty dumb don’t you think Devil dogs: (stop in front of them) hey you (points at julio) (talk in a a ganstar slang way) I aint like none in here! Romiette you should know better to hang out with losers like him, (turns back to Julio) stay away from her or else! (Romiette and Julio hold hands jump on table dance a little and IT IS INSPIRED BY THE BOOK ROMIETTE AND JULIO I DIDNT MEAN THIS PLAY ANOTHER ONE I WROTE LAST YEAR CALLED "WHY IM A ALONE?" INSPIRED BY MY SISTERS HARSH LIFE DUE TO NOT ANOUGH LOVE AND ATTENTION AND ITS A PROJECT FOR MY DRAMA CLASS ALTHOUGH IM THE ONLY ONE THATS WRITING THE PLAY THATS WHY SO MUCH CONNECTION BETWEEN NARATOR. moreResolved Question: In 1982 L.D. Bell High School of Hurst, TX football team played in the Texas High School 5-A Football Playoff.?
The final game was played in the Astro-dome in December of that year. Bell lost the game. My husband says Bell played Tyler John Tyler High School. I say it was Converse Judson High School. Who's right and what was the final score? moreResolved Question: Please read this article about "Diversity" in the Dallas Morning News. What do you think? And Why?
By Trey Garrison / Special Contributor http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/viewpoints/stories/DN-garrison_28edi.ART.State.Edition1.4d66d0e.html When I made the hard decision to forgo buying a house in Dallas (and the easy decision to avoid the Potemkin village of DISD), I knew I was gonna get it. The thing is, I really wanted to live in Dallas, but we just couldn't do it. So we chose Plano. Once we pulled the trigger, the judgments came a-flyin'. Mainly it was from friends who are, well, urban yokels. You know the kind – hipper-than-thou provincialists, for whom where you reside in relation to a municipal taxing boundary defines you. (Fine, guys, you take the trendy bars and the home invasions; I'll take the bland corporate sports grill and the gated community. We'll split the teen heroin problem.) This was fine. Friends tease you like that. But then I started getting comments from readers at one of my other publications about "diversity," whatever that means. Apparently, in choosing a house in one of the top school districts in the country, in a suburb where the poverty rate is low and the median income is high, I was guilty of the high crime of white flight. My humbled, guilty reaction consisted of two words: "So what?" I mean, what the heck does diversity mean? Some of my new neighbors in Plano include people from Thailand, Armenia, India, Afghanistan, Hong Kong, Colombia and the Ukraine, but apparently that doesn't count. And when a school is 85 percent white, it's not diverse, but when it's 85 percent Hispanic, it is? I was scolded that my daughter, by being in a Plano school, would be sheltered from – nay, ill-equipped for – life in the real world. Well, yeah. Probably. The real world is a lot bigger than Dallas, bigger than (Sam Houston, forgive me) Texas, and bigger than the United States. The majority of the real world is dirty, violent, poor and absent indoor plumbing and two-ply toilet paper. More than half the world's people live on something like $1 a day. I don't think attending Woodrow Wilson High equips you any better for that kind of outdoorsy, back-to-nature lifestyle than Plano West, but I admit I don't know much about Woodrow's elective courses. I want a school that will prepare her for living in a professional, high-paying world so Daddy won't have to pound out columns in his dotage. I was also told, most oddly, that by subjecting my kid to suburban life and suburban schools, she'd get no exposure to people from other cultures. That's when it got silly. So I'd harrumph in my best Ted Baxter voice that's crazy – why, the lady who does her nails is Vietnamese, and our lawn guy is a Mexican from Costa Rica or Panama or someplace. Seriously, if the only exposure to other people your kid gets is when she's sitting in a place where you move about like cattle at the sound of a bell and have to ask permission to go to the bathroom (i.e. school), what kind of sheltered life are you giving your kid? It's weird. We've made "diversity" into some kind of totem, an end to itself, and we haven't even defined what it is. Do I learn more about a different perspective chatting with my Ukrainian neighbor (whom the census counts as white), or from a guy brought up five miles from me who happens to be black? And I'm not entirely sold that diversity is automatically good. Look, diversity is great when it comes to nightclubs, workplaces, cultural experiences, restaurants and all that. But I don't want diversity in my neighborhood. Now, put down the pitchfork. I don't mean the superficial diversity of skin color. I mean diversity of values. That's what I don't want in my neighborhood, or my neighborhood school. I want uniformly boring neighbors with uniformly boring, middle-class values who spend Saturdays working on their lawns and whose kids know to stay off mine. I want neighbors with Home Depot on speed dial. That's how I choose to live. Your mileage may vary. And isn't that diversity, too? moreResolved Question: This article from the Dallas Morning News about "DIVERSITY" was in the paper a few days ago. What do you think
By Trey Garrison / Special Contributor When I made the hard decision to forgo buying a house in Dallas (and the easy decision to avoid the Potemkin village of DISD), I knew I was gonna get it. The thing is, I really wanted to live in Dallas, but we just couldn't do it. So we chose Plano. Once we pulled the trigger, the judgments came a-flyin'. Mainly it was from friends who are, well, urban yokels. You know the kind – hipper-than-thou provincialists, for whom where you reside in relation to a municipal taxing boundary defines you. (Fine, guys, you take the trendy bars and the home invasions; I'll take the bland corporate sports grill and the gated community. We'll split the teen heroin problem.) This was fine. Friends tease you like that. But then I started getting comments from readers at one of my other publications about "diversity," whatever that means. Apparently, in choosing a house in one of the top school districts in the country, in a suburb where the poverty rate is low and the median income is high, I was guilty of the high crime of white flight. My humbled, guilty reaction consisted of two words: "So what?" I mean, what the heck does diversity mean? Some of my new neighbors in Plano include people from Thailand, Armenia, India, Afghanistan, Hong Kong, Colombia and the Ukraine, but apparently that doesn't count. And when a school is 85 percent white, it's not diverse, but when it's 85 percent Hispanic, it is? I was scolded that my daughter, by being in a Plano school, would be sheltered from – nay, ill-equipped for – life in the real world. Well, yeah. Probably. The real world is a lot bigger than Dallas, bigger than (Sam Houston, forgive me) Texas, and bigger than the United States. The majority of the real world is dirty, violent, poor and absent indoor plumbing and two-ply toilet paper. More than half the world's people live on something like $1 a day. I don't think attending Woodrow Wilson High equips you any better for that kind of outdoorsy, back-to-nature lifestyle than Plano West, but I admit I don't know much about Woodrow's elective courses. I want a school that will prepare her for living in a professional, high-paying world so Daddy won't have to pound out columns in his dotage. I was also told, most oddly, that by subjecting my kid to suburban life and suburban schools, she'd get no exposure to people from other cultures. That's when it got silly. So I'd harrumph in my best Ted Baxter voice that's crazy – why, the lady who does her nails is Vietnamese, and our lawn guy is a Mexican from Costa Rica or Panama or someplace. Seriously, if the only exposure to other people your kid gets is when she's sitting in a place where you move about like cattle at the sound of a bell and have to ask permission to go to the bathroom (i.e. school), what kind of sheltered life are you giving your kid? It's weird. We've made "diversity" into some kind of totem, an end to itself, and we haven't even defined what it is. Do I learn more about a different perspective chatting with my Ukrainian neighbor (whom the census counts as white), or from a guy brought up five miles from me who happens to be black? And I'm not entirely sold that diversity is automatically good. Look, diversity is great when it comes to nightclubs, workplaces, cultural experiences, restaurants and all that. But I don't want diversity in my neighborhood. Now, put down the pitchfork. I don't mean the superficial diversity of skin color. I mean diversity of values. That's what I don't want in my neighborhood, or my neighborhood school. I want uniformly boring neighbors with uniformly boring, middle-class values who spend Saturdays working on their lawns and whose kids know to stay off mine. I want neighbors with Home Depot on speed dial. That's how I choose to live. Your mileage may vary. And isn't that diversity, too? moreResolved Question: Anyone looking for a SAXOPHONE??
i have a Selmer Paris Super Action 80 Series II Professional Alto Saxophone that I bought brand new 5 years ago and I am looking to sell! I marched in the marching band in high school, took it to state competition in Austin 4 times, and it even made a trip with me to play in Washington DC once before. It has a high f# key, handcrafted engraving onthe bell, recently replaced pads, and it plays better than any sax i've ever picked up=] it has a warm, resonant sound that goes perfect for any genre that you are wanting to play, whether its jazz, classical, or even more contemporary styles. Also in the package is a hardwood case, outside leather protective case, C-star mouthpiece, ligature, and cover, neckstrap, and i've even thrown in a lyer!=] I bought this saxophone brand new for $3,800 but i am only looking to sell it for $950, which is a GREAT DEAL!, considering it still plays like new=] i live in northeast texas so email me! moreResolved Question: Hey high school football fans, the Kirk Herbstreit Challenge games have been announced.?
What do you think of these match ups? This is such a great way to start off the high school season. National powers facing off all across the country. I really like the fact that some of the games will be played in Texas this year as well. The schedule is as follows: Saturday, Aug. 30, Canton’s Fawcett Stadium 11:00 a.m. EST: Warren Howland (OH) vs. Klein Forest (TX) 2:00 p.m. EST: Canton McKinley (OH) vs. Indianapolis Cathedral (IN) 5:00 p.m. EST: Youngstown Cardinal Mooney (OH) vs. Covington Catholic (KY) 8:00 p.m. EST: Massillon (OH) vs. Jordan High (UT) Saturday Aug. 30, Cincinnati’s Paul Brown Stadium 11:00 a.m. EST: Cincinnati Elder (OH) vs. St. Thomas Aquinas (FL) – ESPN 2:00 p.m. EST: Middletown (OH) vs. Warren Central (IN) 5:00 p.m. EST: Cincinnati Colerain (OH) vs. McKeesport (PA) 8:00 p.m. EST: Cincinnati St. Xavier (OH) vs. Prattville (AL) Saturday, Aug. 30, Texas Stadium 11:00 a.m. CST: Justin Northwest (TX) vs. Woodland Hills (PA) 2:00 p.m. CST: Mansfield Timberview (TX) vs. Buford (GA) 5:00 p.m. CST: Cedar Hill (TX) vs. LaSalle Catholic High School (OH) 8:00 p.m. CST: Arlington Bowie (TX) vs. Trotwood-Madison (OH) Sunday, Aug. 31, Cincinnati’s Paul Brown Stadium 12:00 p.m. EST: Cincinnati Moeller (OH) vs. Montgomery Bell (TN) 3:00 p.m. EST: Huber Heights Wayne (OH) vs. East St. Louis (IL) 6:00 p.m. EST: Lakota West (OH) vs. St. Rita (IL) Yeah, that was the point. It was originally organized as Ohio vs. the USA for the first three years. This year, he added a few games that didn't feature Ohio team. You're so freakin' observant. I guess that shows the intelligence of the average LSU fan. They are clever enough to deduce that the "Kirk Herbstreit Ohio vs USA High School Football Challenge" features a lot of teams from Ohio, AND they still spell the word "go" as if they were French. Why would ANYBODY want to be mistaken for a Frenchman? Boy, these LSU fans really know how to stay on topic. And btw, is the spelling French or not? So if you spell it French, you could conceivably be MISTAKEN for a FRENCHMAN. Mais non? And thanks for the little history lesson, but I already knew that you guys were a mongrel breed that nobody wanted in their country. Oh, and Acadians are actually descended from 17th century FRENCH colonist who settled in Acadia. Soooooooo, yeah, you are French. Now eat a snail and shove it. moreResolved Question: I'm stuck at the mid-point of my Chapter Three. Opinions of it, please. :)?
My story has nothing to do with vampires or werewolves whatsoever. Woot, woot! Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that those odd underscore marks represent blank spots for things i couldn't fill in, can't think of a good name for them. >_> moreResolved Question: How much does taco bell pay?
I applied at taco bell and they called me yesterday that i go the job. I was wondering how much are they going to pay me. I live in Southeast Texas; Bryan, Tx to be exact. I have a previous job that payed me six bucks an hour, and i worked there for like six months. I am still a senior in high school. I need serious answers no jokes please. moreResolved Question: ok 14 year old girl gets 7 years for running into a 56 year old so you think it is worong?
PARIS, Texas -- The public fairgrounds in this small east Texas town look ordinary enough, like so many other well-worn county fair sites across the nation. Unless you know the history of the place. There are no plaques or markers to denote it, but several of the most notorious public lynchings of black Americans in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries were staged at the Paris Fairgrounds, where thousands of white spectators would gather to watch and cheer as black men were dragged onto a scaffold, scalded with hot irons and finally burned to death or hanged. Brenda Cherry, a local civil rights activist, can see the fairgrounds from the front yard of her modest home, in the heart of the "black" side of this starkly segregated town of 26,000. And lately, Cherry says, she's begun to wonder whether the racist legacy of those lynchings is rebounding in a place that calls itself "the best small town in Texas." "Some of the things that happen here would not happen if we were in Dallas or Houston," Cherry said. "They happen because we are in this closed town. I compare it to 1930s." There was the 19-year-old white man, convicted last July of criminally negligent homicide for killing a 54-year-old black woman and her 3-year-old grandson with his truck, who was sentenced in Paris to probation and required to send an annual Christmas card to the victims' family. There are the Paris public schools, which are under investigation by the U.S. Education Department after repeated complaints that administrators discipline black students more frequently, and more harshly, than white students. And then there is the case that most troubles Cherry and leaders of the Texas NAACP, involving a 14-year-old black freshman, Shaquanda Cotton, who shoved a hall monitor at Paris High School in a dispute over entering the building before the school day had officially begun. The youth had no prior arrest record, and the hall monitor--a 58-year-old teacher's aide--was not seriously injured. But Shaquanda was tried in March 2006 in the town's juvenile court, convicted of "assault on a public servant" and sentenced by Lamar County Judge Chuck Superville to prison for up to 7 years, until she turns 21. Just three months earlier, Superville sentenced a 14-year-old white girl, convicted of arson for burning down her family's house, to probation. "All Shaquanda did was grab somebody and she will be in jail for 5 or 6 years?" said Gary Bledsoe, an Austin attorney who is president of the state NAACP branch. "It's like they are sending a signal to black folks in Paris that you stay in your place in this community, in the shadows, intimidated." The Tribune generally does not identify criminal suspects younger than age 17, but is doing so in this case because the girl and her family have chosen to go public with their story. None of the officials involved in Shaquanda's case, including the local prosecutor, the judge and Paris school district administrators, would agree to speak about their handling of it, citing a court appeal under way. But the teen's defenders assert that long before the September 2005 shoving incident, Paris school officials targeted Shaquanda for scrutiny because her mother had frequently accused school officials of racism. Retaliation alleged "Shaquanda started getting written up a lot after her mother became involved in a protest march in front of a school," said Sharon Reynerson, an attorney with Lone Star Legal Aid, who has represented Shaquanda during challenges to several of the disciplinary citations she received. "Some of the write-ups weren't fair to her or accurate, so we felt like we had to challenge each one to get the whole story." Among the write-ups Shaquanda received, according to Reynerson, were citations for wearing a skirt that was an inch too short, pouring too much paint into a cup during an art class and defacing a desk that school officials later conceded bore no signs of damage. Shaquanda's mother, Creola Cotton, does not dispute that her daughter can behave impulsively and was sometimes guilty of tardiness or speaking out of turn at school--behaviors that she said were manifestations of Shaquanda's attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, for which the teen was taking prescription medication. Nor does Shaquanda herself deny that she pushed the hall monitor after the teacher's aide refused her permission to enter the school before the morning bell--although Shaquanda maintains that she was supposed to have been allowed to visit the school nurse to take her medication, and that the teacher's aide pushed her first. But Cherry alleges that Shaquanda's frequent disciplinary write-ups, and the insistence of school officials at her trial that she deserved prison rather than probation for the shoving incident, fits in a larger pattern of systemic discrimination against black students in the Paris Independent School District. In the past five years, black parents have filed at least a dozen discrimination complaints against the school district with the federal Education Department, asserting that their children, who constitute 40 percent of the district's nearly 4,000 students, were singled out for excessive discipline. An attorney for the school district, Dennis Eichelbaum, said the Education Department had determined all of the complaints to be unfounded. "The [department] has explained that the school district has not and does not discriminate, that the school district has been a leader and very progressive when it comes to race relations, and that there was no validity to the allegations made by the complainants," Eichelbaum said. Not so clear But the federal investigations of the school district are not so clear-cut, and they are not finished. In one 2004 finding, Education Department officials determined that black students at a Paris middle school were being written up for disciplinary infractions more than twice as often as white students--and eight times as often in one category, "class disruption." The Education Department asked the U.S. Justice Department to try to mediate disputes between black parents and the district, but school officials pulled out of the process last December before it was concluded. And in April 2006, the Education Department notified Paris school officials that it was opening a new, comprehensive review to determine "whether the district discriminated against African-American students on the basis of race" between 2004 and 2006. Federal officials say that investigation is still in progress. According to one veteran Paris teacher, who asked not to be named for fear of retribution, such discrimination is widespread. "There is a philosophy of giving white kids a break and coming down on black kids," said the teacher, who is white. Not everyone in Paris agrees, however, that blacks are treated unfairly by the city's institutions. "I've lived here all my life, and I don't see that," said Mary Ann Reed Fisher, one of two black members of the Paris City Council. "My kids went to Paris High School, and they never had one minute of a problem with the school system, the courts or the police." A peculiar inmate Meanwhile, Shaquanda, a first-time offender, remains something of an anomaly inside the Texas Youth Commission prison system, where officials say 95 percent of the 2,500 juveniles in their custody are chronic, serious offenders who already have exhausted county-level programs such as probation and local treatment or detention. "The Texas Youth Commission is reserved for those youth who are most violent or most habitual," said commission spokesman Tim Savoy. "The whole concept of commitment until your 21st birthday should be recognized as a severe penalty, and that's why it's typically the last resort of the juvenile system in Texas." Inside the youth prison in Brownwood where she has been incarcerated for the past 10 months--a prison currently at the center of a state scandal involving a guard who allegedly sexually abused teenage inmates--Shaquanda, who is now 15, says she has not been doing well. Three times she has tried to injure herself, first by scratching her face, then by cutting her arm. The last time, she said, she copied a method she saw another young inmate try, knotting a sweater around her neck and yanking it tight so she couldn't breathe. The guards noticed her sprawled inside her cell before it was too late. She tried to harm herself, Shaquanda said, out of depression, desperation and fear of the hardened young thieves, robbers, sex offenders and parole violators all around her whom she must try to avoid each day. "I get paranoid when I get around some of these girls," Shaquanda said. "Sometimes I feel like I just can't do this no more--that I can't survive this." moreResolved Question: Yo mama jokes?
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's." Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma! Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch! Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks! Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces. Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse. Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang. Yo momma so old even God calls her mother! Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!! Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r. Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps. Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut. Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus. Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!" Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet! Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop! Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing. Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods! Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night. Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter! Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter. moreResolved Question: Which school is better?
Lawerence D. Bell in Hurst, Texas or KEYS Learning Center in Euless, Texas You may go to www.hebisd.edu then in the top left corner of the screen click on the button that says "School Web Sites". Then scroll down and click on "L.D. Bell High School & KEYS High School " and please tell me, which YOU would go to. =] Thanks. Have a nice day. =] Okay... so no body answered my question. I have attended both schools. KEYS is like a school for students who are in danger of not graduating and Lawerence D. Bell is just a regular normal high school. I am trying to decide after taking a look at their school's website, to determine which school is better. =] Thank you for your answers. God Bless. moreResolved Question: So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See?
and Bush says, "Whad'l'ya have, pardner?" and Osama says... But wait a minute. I'd better shut my mouth. The sign here in the airport says, "Security is no joking matter." But if security's no joking matter, why does this guy dressed in a high-school marching band outfit tell me to dump my Frappuccino and take off my shoes? All I can say is, Thank the Lord the "shoe bomber" didn't carry Semtex in his underpants. Today's a RED and ORANGE ALERT day. How odd. They just caught the British guys with the chemistry sets. But when these guys were about to blow up airliners, the USA was on YELLOW alert. That's a "lowered" threat notice. According to the press office from the Department of Homeland Security, lowered-threat Yellow means that there were no special inspections of passengers or cargo. Isn't it nice of Mr. Bush to alert Osama when half our security forces are given the day off? Hmm. I asked an Israeli security expert why his nation doesn't use these pretty color codes. He asked me if, when I woke up, I checked the day's terror color. "I can't say I ever have. I mean, who would?" He smiled. "The terrorists." America is the only nation on the planet that kindly informs bombers, hijackers and berserkers the days on which they won't be monitored. You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to get a jump on George Bush's team. There are three possible explanations for the Administration's publishing a good-day-for-bombing color guidebook. 1. God is on Osama's side. 2. George is on Osama's side. 3. Fear sells better than sex. A gold star if you picked #3. The Fear Factory I'm going to tell you something which is straight-up heresy: America is not under attack by terrorists. There is no WAR on terror because, except for one day five years ago, al Qaeda has pretty much left us alone. That's because Osama got what he wanted. There's no mystery about what Al Qaeda was after. Like everyone from the Girl Scouts to Bono, Osama put his wish on his web site. He had a single demand: "Crusaders out of the land of the two Holy Places." To translate: get US troops out of Saudi Arabia. And George Bush gave it to him. On April 29, 2003, two days before landing on the aircraft carrier Lincoln, our self-described "War President" quietly put out a notice that he was withdrawing our troops from Saudi soil. In other words, our cowering cowboy gave in whimpering to Osama's demand. The press took no note. They were all wiggie over Bush's waddling around the carrier deck in a disco-aged jump suit announcing, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED." But it wasn't America's mission that was accomplished, it was Osama's. Am I saying there's no danger, no threat? Sure there is: 46 million Americans don't have health insurance. IBM is legally stealing from its employees' pension plan and United Airlines has dumped its pensions altogether. Four-million three-hundred thousand Americans were injured, made sick or killed by their jobs last year. TXU Corporation is right now building four monster-sized power plants in Texas that will burn skuzzy gunk called "lignite." The filth it will pour into the sky will snuff a heck of a lot more Americans than some goofy group of fanatics with bottles of hydrogen peroxide. But Americans don't ask for real protection from what's killing us. The War on Terror is the Weapon of Mass Distraction. Instead of demanding health insurance, we have 59 million of our fellow citizens pooping in their pants with fear of Al Qaeda, waddling to the polls, crying, "Georgie save us!" And what does he give us? In my own small town, the federal government has paid for loading an SUV with .50 caliber machine guns to watch for an Al Qaeda attack at the dock of the ferry that takes tourists to the Indian casino in Connecticut. The casino dock is my town's officially designated "Critical Asset and Vulnerability Infrastructure Point (CAVIP)." (To find the most vulnerable points to attack in the USA, Al Qaeda can download a list from the Department of Homeland Security -- no kidding.) But that's not all. Bush is protecting us from English hijackers with a fearsome anti-terrorist tool: the Virginia-class submarine. The V-boat was originally meant to hunt Soviet subs. But there are no more Soviet subs. So, General Dynamics and Lockheed Martin have "refitted" these Cold War dinosaurs with new torpedoes redesigned to carry counter-terror commandoes. That's right: when we find Osama's beach house, we can shoot our boys right up under his picnic table and take him out. These Marines-in-a-tube injector boats cost $2.5 billion each -- and our President's ordered half a dozen new ones. Lynn Cheney, the Veep's wife, still takes in compensation from Lockheed as a former board member. I'm sure that has nothing to do with this multi-billion dollar "anti-terror" contract. Fear sells better than sex. Fear is the sales pitch for many lucrative products: from billion-dollar sailor injectors to one very lucrative war in Mesopotamia (a third of a trillion dollars doled out, no audits, no questions asked). Better than toothpaste that makes our teeth whiter than white, this stuff will make us safer than safe. It's political junk food, the cheap filling in the flashy tube. What we don't get is safety from the real dangers: a life-threatening health-care system, lung-murdering pollution production and a trade deficit with China that's reducing mid-America to coolie status. Protecting us from these true threats would take a slice of the profits of the Lockheeds, the Exxons and the rest of the owning class. War on Terror is class war by other means -- to keep you from asking for real protection from true menace, the landlords of our nation give you fake protection from manufactured dangers. And they remind you to be afraid every time you fly to see Aunt Millie and have to give up your hemorrhoid ointment to the underpaid guy in the bell-hop suit with a security badge. Oh, hey, you never got the punch line. So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See? and Bush says, "Whad'l'ya have, pardner?" and Osama says, "Well, George, what are you serving today?" and Bush says, "Fear," and Osama shouts, "Fear for everybody!" and George pours it on for the crowd. Then the presidential bartender says, "Hey, who's buying?" and Osama points a thumb at the crowd sucking down their brew. "They are," he says. And the two of them share a quiet laugh. By Greg Palast 08/15/06 "Information Clearing House" moreMore Bell High School Texas Results
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